Life just makes me sit here and scratch my head in confusement sometimes. Like, in person, when I'm talking to someone, generally speaking, I'm funny. I have a good balance of sarcasm and witty come backs and have a good variety of things to talk about. Then I hit the internet and social media and it's like I turn into the most awkward rock in the world. I can not think of funny or interesting things to say for the life of me. So, because of this unfortunate dilemna, today you all get a wonderful assortment of my stupid corny jokes. Prepare yourselves for the cheesiness:
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No eyed-deer (say it out loud)
What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?
STILL no eyed-deer (say that one out loud too)
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef
What do you call a dog with no legs?
Doesn't matter, he won't come when you call him.
Why does nobody like to play with lobsters?
Because they're shellfish
What's green, leafy and has wheels?
Grass, I lied about the wheels
What's brown and sticky?
A stick
What's blue and smells like red paint?
Blue paint
How do you catch a unique rabbit?
You neak up on him (say that out loud too)
(My personal favorite) How many tickles does it take to make a squi laugh?
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Ten tickles
Okay that's all I'm going to subject you to today. Hopefully soon, I'll actually have something of substance to blog about. Until then, enjoy the slight chuckle you might get from reading these silly little puns and know that I'm thinking of all of you lovely people back home.
Hugs and cuddles from your favorite MA,
Victoria
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